Tsk, tsk, tsk...kids these days
Now, maybe I'm just a romantic at heart, but seriously, whatever happened to good, old-fashioned online dating? Or phone sex?
Perhaps I'm just from a simpler generation--one where we actually had to walk into a store to buy our porn--but purchasing your wife online seems a little too modern for my tastes.
Unless you're paying for her with livestock.
posted by LisaT at 4:56 PM
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Holy crap! I looked at the top 1000 ladies and the screen said "server too busy"
I"m calling my broker to liquidate my assets. Forget oil, i'm ivesting all my cash in russain brides.
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